It's Not Custard
Synopsis
Official Selection SXSW 2019 - Midnight Shorts Competition
Details
- Year
- 2018
- Type of project
- Shorts
- Running time
- 6 mins 24 secs
- Format
- Digital
- Director
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Kate McCoid
- Producer
- Alison Wroblewski
- Executive Producer
- Dan Cleland
- Editor
- Matthew Cannings
- Screenwriter
- Kate McCoid
- Director of Photography
- Ann Evelin Lawford
- Production Designer
- Stephanie Williams; Prosthetics: Waldo Mason
- Sound
- Nick Freemantle
- Composer
- Yann McCullough
- Principal cast
- Charlotte Luxford, Kate Leiper, Donal Cox
Genre
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
Lions Den Films
PO Box 74367London
E2 2ED
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