Projects in genres: Comedy

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When two lustful friends together do battle,
Verbal assaults of opinions do rattle,
Blagging sweet talk to win a female's hand,
To flirt her favour and become her man.
What will the fate of these three be?
For that, sweet friends, watch You Want Me!

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In a small quiet town in the north-east of England, there is a murder. A sports journalist who hates sport quits his job. A bouncer is fired for 'bouncing'. And a girl is jilted at the altar. These seemingly random events spiral together when the three accidentally bump into each other in the same pub. As the girl drowns her sorrows, the writer works on a crime script, and the bouncer starts talking, little do they know that someone is listening. Now all three are entangled with a beautiful widow, a suitcase full of money, an ever-increasing body-count, and a dubious pint of semi-skimmed. Will the bouncer ever get his hands on the money? Will the bride ever find out what happened to her husband-to-be? Will the writer ever live down last year's under-12s five-a-side mascot fiasco? Will they even survive a murder case they're not supposed to be involved in? Soon all will be revealed, and delivered straight to your doorstep!
 

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Freddy Fredericks, Human Resource Director of ze Gestapo makes a television broadcast as part of a Nazi party recruitment campaign. Freddy outlines ze substantial benefits of a serving secret service officer und some of ze little pitfalls. During and after ze broadcast, Freddy outlines some of his thoughts on Jews, Belgian sheep, ze British, American homosexuals und ze Fuhrer.

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Andy gets back from his holiday and is greeted by his girlfriend and friends. He has a surprise for them, and after embracing each of them in turn, he introduces them to someone he met on holiday; His fiancée.

The friends are stunned. Their jealousy turns to anger, their anger leads to paranoia and paranoia pushes them to reach the only logical conclusion, that Andy's fiancée: is a demon.

But how do you go about killing your best friend's fiancée without alerting him? Or his family? Or the other wedding guests?

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A documentary film crew spend a week in the company of three unknown actors, living in a rented house in Manchester. Egotistical Steve has just moved in and thinks he’s going to be the next James Dean. Quiet Peter has secrets and just wants to be a chef. Serious Melissa is celibate and loves the theatre. Fun ensues for all but Steve. This mockumentary has a similar feel to The Office.

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Almost is an account of a decade in the life of Tom, Catherine, Frank and Dian, 30 year-old friends who grew up together in Maidenhead. We observe them struggling to reassess their position on love, poverty, parenthood, Italian coffee, dirty dishes, sex, real estate, multi-cultural London and gardening.

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Two New York art thieves come to England to steal an old master and are philosophising over life, death and the biology of the humble house fly, which eventually leads to a game of chess to see who will carry out an indiscriminate killing. The winner gets to pick the victim. Meanwhile two professional car thieves are doing their own deep thinking on whether or not to call it a day with car theft after one of their accomplices has been murdered. Meanwhile three drug dealers are getting ready for their latest deal and doing some philosophising of their own ...where are they going, what are they doing - Everything goes pear-shaped when the vehicle the car thieves steal belongs to the dealers - as the dealers give chase they accidently cut up a car containing the art thieves - in an ultimate road rage scenario the art thieves decide to kill the person who has just cut them up - This shattering pivotal coincidence leads to carnage, chaos, brutality and murder.

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Bailey’s no ordinary dog: he can talk and he’s just inherited a fortune from his eccentric billionaire owner. Problems arise as outraged family members intervene – and they’ll stop at nothing to get their paws on his billions!

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Grace Anderson lives a life of numbness, accompanied by the voices in her head.
 
When her older sister decides to move to Norway, Grace has to take care of herself for the first time - leading her to question her job, her life choices and her very existence.

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Frank McCabe is dead. His son, George, has decided to hold an open wake where people can come and pay their respects. Among these people is Jerry, Frank’s former employee, who knows a thing or two about George and Frank, which other people don’t. Jerry has been cut out of the will and is determined to use any means necessary to get back at both George and Frank.

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Location: present-day London through the eyes of a humble key cutter, Abe (Andrew Lee Potts).

Date: not his best day

None of these were on his wish list:

1. Mimi (Elena Anaya), his Spanish girlfriend, announces she is pregnant and storms off to Madrid.
2. Debt collector Danny Devine (Robert Carlyle) gives Abe 24 hours to pay of his debts 'or else'.
3. Switching cell phones with Lynch (Gary Oldman), a neurotic hit man.
4. Being wanted dead by at least 2 assassins.
5. Getting a contract to kill a Dead Fish.

Abe has to get through the day, without being killed or killing anyone, earning enough dough to pay back Devine and most importantly making sure he doesn't lose the girl he loves.

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Hackney, East London, 2004. A Spanish butcher with a dream: To become a bullfighter. A dream that becomes an obsession. An obsession that overtakes his life. A dream come true.