Project Detail

All Bar Love

Synopsis

Martin is living a loveless and sex-starved existence. If he doesn’t pull himself together, his ex-wife will sell his beloved wine bar. Martin is cast back into the horrifying world of London dating. His best friend Liam thinks he knows what a woman wants, but only one night at a time. Even his help can’t prepare Martin for the heart-achingly sexy Eva - and her dating Rottweiler, Douglas Todd. Todd is the modern woman’s antidote to time wasters and losers. To date Eva, Martin needs Todd’s blessing. To keep the bar, Martin needs a date. What Martin really needs is a bloody miracle. All Bar Love is, ironically, the perfect date movie.

Details

Year
2008
Type of project
Features
Running time
85 mins
Format
HiDef
Director
James Derbyshire 1st Feature
Producer
James Derbyshire
Co-Producer
James Derbyshire
Editor
Kath Lee
Screenwriter
Julia Boggio
Director of Photography
Ed Mash
Production Designer
Suzie Davies
Sound
Rael Jones
Composer
Matt Derbyshire
Principal cast
Jeremy Hancock, Ben Joiner, Cloudia Swann, Joanna Farrell, Jacqueline Wilder, Doug Yacka

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Production Status

Production Company

Te Papa Films

20 Merton Industrial Park
Jubilee Way
London SW19 3WL
UK

T +44 (0)20 8254 4790

james@tepapafilms.co.uk

Sales Company

Horizon Motion Pictures LTD

1271 Howe Street, Suite 111
Vancouver, BC V6Z1R3
Canada

T +1 604 632 1707

rstraight@horizonmotionpictures.com

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