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Crooked Features

Synopsis

Riding high on his third Shafta Lifetime Achievement award, Rod Shuffler proclaims his intent to realise an Oscar-worthy feature film, to secure his place in Hollywood. Working closely with his old-boy network and production company 'Blue Hardest', auditions are held and Rod reluctantly casts newcomer Sandy Shores in the role of Chastity Cincture to play opposite adult film legend David Goliath as Dirk Starbutt.
After a less than successful screening of rough-cut dailies to the financial backers, Rod must relinquish creative control. The financiers are pushing for run-of-the-mill hardcore adult entertainment but Rod resists steering in that direction, instead opting for a simulated sex scene. With the financial backers less than impressed with simulated sex, the decision is made to rewrite the script and have Chastity murdered.

Details

Year
2006
Type of project
Features
Running time
84 mins
Format
DV
Director
Mike Peter Reed 1st Feature
Producer
Kevin Turrell
Editor
Mike Peter Reed
Screenwriter
Kevin Turrell, Mike Peter Reed
Sound
Mike P Squawk
Composer
Phil Harvey, Brian Madigan
Principal cast
Julian Lee, Pano Masti, Jacqueline Oceane, Kate Naughton, Peter Saracen, Lee O' Driscoll

Genre

Comedy

Categories

Fiction Documentary

Production Status

Complete

Production Company

HARP28

23 Old River
Hants, PO7 6UX
UK

T+44 (0)7764 353 811

enq@harp28.com

Sales Company

Jacqueline Oceane

9A Isis Street
London SW18 3QL
UK

T +44 (0)7832 183 338

jacquelineoceane@hotmail.com

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