Gladiatress
Synopsis
Now, with the Romans invading, it is up to three sisters to save their country from the bonds of slavery.
Smirgut - Magnificently strong, she towers over most men and then beats them into unconsciousness with a large club.
Dwyfuc - Exquisitely beautiful and irrestible to men, she is also very spoilt and something of a control freak.
And finally, Worthaboutapig - the youngest, plainest and undoubtedly dumbest of them all.
Gladiatress - A tale of three sisters against the entire Roman Empire. With a little help from the Gods, an emormous amount of luck and a really big axe - they just might be able to do it.
Details
- Year
- 2004
- Type of film
- Features
- Running time
- 88 mins 50 secs
- Format
- 35mm
- Director
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Brian Grant
- Producer
- Andrew Hauptman, Nick Hill, Paul Tucker, Jim Reeve
- Editor
- Fiona Colbeck
- Screenwriter
- Nick Whitby
- Director of Photography
- Witold Stok BSC
- Sound
- Ian Voigt
- Music
- James Brett
- Principal cast
- Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan, Sally Phillips
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
Mission Pictures in association with Stock Productions and Visionview
c/o Icon Entertainment InternationalIcon Entertainment International
The Quadrangle
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London
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UK
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Sales Company
Icon Entertainment International
Charlotte Building17 Gresse Street
London
W1T 1QL
UK
T +44 (0)20 7927 6900
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