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Gladiatress

Synopsis

To set the scene - the year is 55 B.C. The Romans are beating a bloody swathe across the European continent. Any nation daring to defy them is swiftly and brutally crushed into servitude. Mighty Gaul has just fallen and Rome has set its sights upon a small, cold and rather damp island across the narrow waters of the Channel.
 
Now, with the Romans invading, it is up to three sisters to save their country from the bonds of slavery.
 
Smirgut - Magnificently strong, she towers over most men and then beats them into unconsciousness with a large club.
 
Dwyfuc - Exquisitely beautiful  and irrestible to men, she is also very spoilt and something of a control freak. 
 
And finally, Worthaboutapig - the youngest, plainest and undoubtedly dumbest of them all.
 
Gladiatress - A tale of three sisters against the entire Roman Empire. With a little help from the Gods, an emormous amount of luck and a really big axe - they just might be able to do it.

Details

Year
2004
Type of project
Features
Running time
88 mins 50 secs
Format
35mm
Director
Brian Grant
Producer
Andrew Hauptman, Nick Hill, Paul Tucker, Jim Reeve
Editor
Fiona Colbeck
Screenwriter
Nick Whitby
Director of Photography
Witold Stok BSC
Sound
Ian Voigt
Composer
James Brett
Principal cast
Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan, Sally Phillips

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Production Status

Production Company

Mission Pictures in association with Stock Productions and Visionview

c/o Icon Entertainment International
Icon Entertainment International
The Quadrangle
180 Wardour Street
London
W1F 8FX
UK

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Sales Company

Icon Entertainment International

Charlotte Building
17 Gresse Street
London
W1T 1QL
UK

T +44 (0)20 7927 6900

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