I Only Do Real Things
Synopsis
June’s the best month, June’s the brightest month isn’t it? June’s the best month, June’s the brightest month isn’t it? June’s the best month, June’s the brightest month isn’t it?
With narration from the rock in its mother tongue (usefully subtitled), it plays in the parallel mirror-image universe as hypothesised by a prophetic laminitic Shetland Pony based in Perthshire.
Like a stoney Virgil, the rock guides us through its attempts to do only the realest of things.
Details
- Year
- 2020
- Type of project
- Shorts
- Running time
- 16 min 10 sec
- Format
- Sony a7S III, 1080p H.264
- Director
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James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Producer
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Co-Producer
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Executive Producer
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Editor
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Screenwriter
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Director of Photography
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Production Designer
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Sound
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Composer
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
- Principal cast
- James Stephen Wright, George Finlay Ramsay
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
James Stephen Wright
66 Regent Road NorthNewcastle upon Tyne
Tyne & Wear
NE3 1EH
(+44) 07761 936701
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