Married 2 Malcolm
Synopsis
One day Noddy Holder, pop singer, comes to town - the other guy whom both wives adore. By chance Natalie, a great costume designer, gets to design Noddy's stage outfit and Norma, a superb karaoke singer, gets to perform with Noddy on the big day.
It seems Malcolm's little marital secret is about to be revealed. Each wife wants Malcolm to escort her to the show.
Malcolm tries to avoid his fate, but every plan fails. In desperation he asks crazy Sam Tex for help. Sam's plan is to blow up the theatre before the event so there is no venue.
In his haste to stop the bomb, Malcolm crashes his taxi.
Escaping from hospital he rushes to the concert. Natalie and Norma both grab him - just as the bomb goes off. Everyone escapes - including Malcolm.
Malcolm is chased by the police - and also by his two very angry wives. They close in at the Blackpool Tower. There is only one way out - up he goes.
Where will it end?
Details
- Year
- 1999
- Type of project
- Features
- Running time
- 86 mins
- Format
- 35mm Kodak
- Director
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James Cellan Jones
- Producer
- Marie Hoy, Rainer Bienger
- Director of Photography
- David Feig
- Principal cast
- Mark Addy, Tracey Wilkinson, Josie Lawrence
- Executive Screen Writers
- Tom Barlow, Denise O'Kelly
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
Ugly Bug Productions c/o Marie Hoy Film & TV 18 Bruton Place Mayfair London W1X 7AA Tel: 020 7493 3345 Fax: 020 7493 3997 Mobile: 00 44 0705 01 92334
Sales Company
Marie Hoy Film & TV as Production Company
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