Project Detail

My First Dick

Synopsis

Set in the year 2000. It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across a photo of Lolo Ferrari in the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing, to see a penis.

Details

Year
2021
Type of project
Shorts
Running time
7 min 28 sec
Format
Digital
Director
Kate McCoid
Producer
Carly Lamenta
Editor
Joshua Lawrence
Screenwriter
Kate McCoid
Director of Photography
David Cawley
Production Designer
Charlii Kerr
Sound
Taz Fairbanks
Composer
Alessandro Apolloni and Yann McCullough
Principal cast
Emma Sidi, Ellen Robertson, Amit Shah, Charlotte Luxford, Marilla Wex

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Production Status

Production Company

Montoya Productions Limited

21 Kingsley Court
Welwyn Garden City
Herts AL7 4HX

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