My Last Five Girlfriends
Synopsis
Duncan generously walks us through his last five relationships. With advice from bizarre sources and intense flights of fancy, finally Duncan realises that love is a battleground where only the fittest can survive.
Details
- Year
- 2009
- Type of film
- Features
- Running time
- 90 mins
- Format
- HD
- Director
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Julian Kemp
- Producer
- Marion Pilowsky, David Willing, Michael Kelk
- Screenwriter
- Julian Kemp
- Director of Photography
- Dave Miller
- Production Designer
- Kit Line
- Sound
- John Butterworth
- Composer
- Marten Joustra and Andy Blythe
- Principal cast
- Naomie Harris, Brendan Patricks, Cecile Cassel, Jane March, Kelly Adams, Edith Bukovics
Genre
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
Willing+Pilowsky Productions
91 Berwick StreetLondon, W1F 0NE
UK
T +44 (0)20 7292 5081
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