The Bromley Boys
Synopsis
Bumping along at the bottom of the bottom non-league division, and effectively the worst football team in Britain, Bromley had reached breaking point. Desperate for a change of fortune, and deluded by his own overactive imagination, Dave hatches a plan that will not only see Bromley grabbing the headlines on national TV, but also have a number of top flight clubs descending upon Hayes Lane to scout Bromley’s dubiously overrated centre forward. Throw into the mix the Bromley Chairman’s daughter Ruby King – who actually hates football, but has taken quite a shine to Dave - and you have a recipe for disaster which has Dave’s football fandom tested to the core.
It just goes to show you can't choose who you fall in love with.
Details
- Year
- 2017
- Type of project
- Features
- Running time
- 95 mins
- Director
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Steve Kelly
- Producer
- TJ Herbert, Dean Fisher
- Executive Producer
- Charlie Wood, Rob Graham, Jeff Clarke, Inner Circle Investments
- Editor
- Steve Kelly, Ben King
- Screenwriter
- Warren Dudley
- Director of Photography
- Bart Sienkiewicz
- Production Designer
- Kay Brown
- Principal cast
- Alan Davies, Martine McCutcheon, Jamie Foreman, Adam Deacon, Brenock O'Connor
- Colourist
- Jason R Moffat
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
Itchy Fish Film Ltd
TJ Herbert5 The Old House
36 Southend Road
Beckenham
Kent
BR3 5AA
Sales Company
Itchy Fish Film Ltd
TJ Herbert5 The Old House
36 Southend Road
Beckenham
Kent
BR3 5AA
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