Project Detail

Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees! (aka Once Upon a Time in Southall)

Synopsis

Someone is muscling on the Holy Smokes' cocaine deals and they are not amused. Plus six million dollars has gone missing from Heathrow Airport. Hot on the trail of the money is the Metropolitan Police's most corrupt officer, Detective Inspector Greaves. It's a roller-coaster ride as The Holy Smokes wage war against the Chinese Triads, Jamaican Yardies and the English Firm.

Details

Year
2006
Type of project
Features
Running time
105 mins
Format
35mm
Director
Sarjit Bains 1st Feature
Producer
Micheal Carrington
Editor
Sarjit Bains
Screenwriter
Manish Patel
Director of Photography
Sarjit Bains
Sound
Bjorn Matslien
Principal cast
Jass Bassi, Sukie Ghajminger, Richard Angol, Ashvin Joshi

Categories

Production Status

Production Company

Ethnic Film Foundation and Ghettovsion

ghettovision@aol.com

Page updates

This page was last updated on 12th May 2025. Please let us know if we need to make any amendments or request edit access by clicking below.

See also

You may also be interested in other relevant projects in the database.

No Women No Children No Women No Children

Director: Akporé Uzoh

Year: 2026

The aftermath of a sexual assault (rape). Exploring the deep-felt consequences for all involved. At its heart an epic story of a couple's fight for the survival of their love.

The Lovesong of Alfred J Prufrock The Lovesong of Alfred J Prufrock

Director: Luke Reilly

Year: 2026

Jonny Phillips plays Alfred - or a man remembering the stream of consciousness poem - as he prepares to leave his home for an evening out. Based on the poem by T.S Eliot, adapted by Luke Reilly.

Five cheerleaders brandishing powertools in multi-coloured lighting, apparently screaming as if charging into battle Powertool Cheerleaders vs the Boyband of the Screeching Dead

Director: Pat Higgins

Year: 2022

A comedy horror musical... When a cursed amulet turns their rival boy band act into a screeching gang of zombies, a group of cheerleaders must learn to use their wits, friendship and assorted power tools to overcome their fears before a TV talent show takes a turn for the apocalyptic.