Project Detail

Two Half Times to Hell

Synopsis

Two young footballers on their first European tour are sent home for misbehaviour. The train journey convinces them they have nothing left to lose.

Details

Year
1999
Type of project
Shorts
Running time
10 mins
Format
35mm
Director
Guy Myhill
Producer
Katerina Mattingley
Executive Producer
Sally-Anne Lomas
Screenwriter
Guy Myhill
Director of Photography
Jason Shepherd
Principal cast
Ricci Harnett, Sean Harris, Bill Stewart

Categories

Production Status

Production Company

Zeptepi Ltd

22 Noel Street, London W1V 3RD
Tel: 020 7439 0441

Sales Company

Jane Balfour Films

Burghley House, 35 Fortess Road, London NW5 1AD
Tel: 020 7267 5392
Fax: 020 7267 4241
Email: jbf@janebalfourfilms.co.uk

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