Meet MAHMUD NASIR, London taxi driver, loving husband, doting father and something of a 'relaxed' Muslim. Does the 'F' word occasionally pass his lips? It's hardly worth mentioning. Does he say his prayers five times a day? Of course! Well, usually. Does he fast every day of Ramadan? Who’s counting anyway? He may not be the most observant, but in his heart he is as Muslim as it gets.
But after his mother's death a discovery turns Mahmud's world upside down. He finds his birth certificate which reveals that not only was he adopted at birth but he's Jewish, and his real name is Solly Shimshillewitz! As Mahmud tumbles headlong into a full scale identity crisis, the only person he can turn to is LENNY, a drunken Jewish cabbie who agrees to give him lessons in Jewishness, which start with how to dance like Topol. Oy vey.
Suffering from acute kidney failure, Uncle Boonmee has chosen to spend his final days surrounded by his loved ones in the countryside. Surprisingly, the ghost of his deceased wife appears to care for him, and his long lost son returns home in a non-human form. Contemplating the reasons for his illness, Boonmee treks through the jungle with his family to a mysterious hilltop cave - the birthplace of his first life.
From the Director of 'Syndromes And A Century', 'Tropical Malady' and 'Blissfully Yours'.
Laura is missing and journalist Sam Stagg falls in love with her through her photographs. His search leads him into dark waters. Beaten up, electrocuted and sacked, his troubles only make him more determined to find her, but when he finally tracks her down how she feel?
A campaign for healthy school dinners arouses suspicion with the introduction of a healthy, but great tasting, hamburger. A group of students set out to uncover the secret of the burgers’ taste; a quest that leads them to a shocking discovery and a fight for their lives.
A high school enforces a healthy eating regime in an attempt to stop the children eating junk. The old dinner lady is fired and the school introduces Mr. Goodwin whose catering company has the secret recipe to a Burger the children will love, yet is good for them too.
A group of disparate students grow suspicious and band together to uncover the secret ingredient and the answer to why so many students have started to disappear.
Two fanatical Eastern European girls come to the fashionable East London to prepare for Jesus' return, by performing a 'homemade' exorcism on a tortoise that listens to death metal.
A wife is convinced her husband is having an affair and one night decides to follow him when he sneaks out of the house.
To her shock horror she soon learns that whilst he is not cheating on her, his unusual drinking habit aids his peculiar desire.
A Ministry of Defence analyst investigates a mysterious department known only as the 'D.M.O.A.' Staffed by two aged public servants, could it really be that these men are the first line of defence protecting the nation from total destruction?
A surreal and dark comedic approach to the stock television detective drama which distills it down from standard 48 hours solve the crime to 140 seconds.
Can they solve the strange murder before their time runs out?
Daddyo thinks he has the best children in the world: his son Olly has his own business selling Persian carpets and beating up any customers who want refunds. His daughter Alice has problems with her boyfriend and ends up cutting him up. Little does Daddyo know he has the worst kids in London.
Serendipity drives this quirky comedy about the romances and friendships of six Londoners. When Alex returns Kyle’s lost notebook, she falls head over heels and sets off a chain reaction that connects ex-loves, new loves and secret loves.
