Projects with status: Complete

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When London's sleaziest club opens for the night, no one expects the dramatic turn of events which is going to change the lives of the performers and the regulars of the 'Gin and It' club.

Lonely burlesque dancer, Celina, is besotted with her American GI boyfriend, Eddy, a crook and womaniser. While he makes his moves on the girls that Celina think are her friends, she is out on the stage hiding her insecurities behind feather boas and sequened nipple tassels. The clubs seedy regulars, enjoy the company of performer and prostitue, Lily, who decides to take advantage of vulnerable celina as well as her delusional customer Oscar, a man who believes Lily to be his girlfriend. She will stop at nothing to stir trouble between the performers and guests at the club, while making Celina confused about her feelings towards her so called friend after Lily tries to seduce her.

Taking drastic measurements, Celina is determined to know where she stands with her GI boyfriend, but the obstacles in her way are leadling Celina to deadly consequences.
 

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In this dark, tongue in cheek, British Horror, six friends take a holiday in the heart of the English countryside which turns into a culinary nightmare when they discover that their hosts are a sadistic family of cannibals, set on turning their guests into their next meal! It's nice to have your friends for dinner.
 

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This is a tale about the death of Goleshovo, a forgotten town in the mountains of Bulgaria. Here, a handful of old people struggle for survival: A couple fights with their donkey. A forgetful priest leads his congregation into confusion. A woman cheers up her friends with songs. Will their children ever return?

Composed with rigorous attention to form, this observational documentary is an austere yet ultimately rewarding portrait of hope.

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Gone Fishing is the touching story of a boy and old man coming to terms with bereavement through their shared love of fishing, and the legend of Goliath, the biggest pike ever caught!

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Darts 'legend' Andy 'The Arrows' Samson and his voluptuous wife, Big Sheila, are the subject of a fly on the wall documentary that unintentionally reveals a wardrobe full of skeletons. After suffering an heart attack, Andy loses his throwing skills and he is faced with some stark home truths. Andy's ex-best friend and mentor, Alwyn, thinks he has the solution to Andy's dilemma. Big Sheila, however, is piling the hurt on, and it's going to take a miracle to get Andy back at the oche.

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Good Dick is an unusual fairy tale about a troubled, solitary women and the persistent video clerk who draws her out of the claustrophobic world by pursuing a courtship with her. As they become closer, her sexual antipathy is met with his unflinching optimism, until finally her aggressive defenses overwhelm them both. Profoundly affected by his presence in her life, she finds the courage to face her past.

Writer, director, and lead Marianna Palka has an uncanny knack for understanding the complex give and take of human interaction and the sometimes painful motivations behind them. She has made a raw, joyously unpredictable feature debut touched with sly humor, tender hope and as much upfront honesty as its title implies, Good Dick.

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Bradley McKee is a Straight ‘A’ Student and just a normal guy. He’s a student who doesn’t have the perfect job or even a perfect social life.
But he has met the perfect girl, of every man's dreams, famous glamour model Elle Harvard. At first sight of her, he is astounded by her beauty and style.

The pair have a whirlwind relationship and in just one day dream Bradley is about to take Elle’s life by storm - much to the disgust of her over-protective and very arrogant agent. Elle possesses the ability to make Bradley take risks and do the things that he never believed that he could allow himself to do.

Like most romantic comedies this relationship is about to take a turn for the worse when Bradley is set up by Elle’s agent and another model is photographed leaving his house. This is about to cause a major catfights in the model world. When Top model Elle threatens to give up her whole career for this boy there must be some serious pay offs. Elle’s agent pays Bradley off to end his relationship with the beauty.

Bradley takes the money but automatically knows he has made the wrong decision - but it is too late once he has broken things off? It’s not long before he wonders if he can handle his newfound fame when things start crashing around him.

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Two Old Rivals, One Awesome Prize, No Holds Barred. Think it's all tea and biscuits in care homes? Think again.

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Billy, an 8-year old Chinese boy born and bred in Belfast is visited by his granny from Hong Kong. However, Granny, a medium, has not come alone. She has unwittingly bought a ghost that is completely different to anything she'’s ever encountered before.

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A man kneels down to pray to a painting of Jesus, only to find that his prayers are interrupted by a noisy fly. Despite his efforts, the man cannot deter the fly from interrupting his prayer, and soon finds himself embroiled in a challenge of the great and small.

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A British-Pakistani film set runner transporting a load of replica guns gets stuck in a London suburb in the middle of the night.

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Ever get bored of happy endings? Why does every rom-com feel familiar? Happy F****** Endings is an existential romance with a sci-fi twist that is the result of what happens if the characters of a film get bored with their stereotypical relationship story.

Old friends Rachel and Iain, both in their 20s, desperately pursue their independent paths to what they think is true love, whilst slowly realising their love for one another. As their story reaches its inevitable happy ending, Clare, who so far has simply been a pawn in their courtship reveals that she is in fact in control of the path their story takes. Bored by the naïve developments Rachel and Iain’s story has taken thus far, she decides to make them re-live the scenes of their budding romance desperately trying to find a way to make a new love-story. However as things progress it looks that she may have to just face up to the reality that perhaps a romantic comedy will never really be able to break it's own rules, and that, inevitably, there will always be a happy f****** ending.