The banker is efficient at his job - obsessively collecting, storing and delivering deposits at the sperm bank. Donors file into their booths, fill their cups and collect their payment - while women at the fertility clinic wait in anticipation and hope for the miracle of creation.
Each day the banker delivers the donations to his beloved nurse at the fertility clinic - proud to see her satisfied with the daily quota.
Crippled by fear, he lacks the courage to ask her out. Surely there is a way he can express his devotion?
A tale of unrequited love on a grand scale.
An unique sermon from a blaspheming american bishop which expresses his views on homosexuality, Chinese and African women, the ordination of gay priests and other irreligious topics. This short film is not for those of a faint disposition, strong religious beliefs, gays, straights, foreigners, men, women or children!
A woman in a stale relationship has her life transformed when she discovers a red box in the cellar.
The Box is a horror film that has its roots in the time-resistant syntax of ritual and myth, blood sisterhood and the lunar rhythms of the menstrual cycle.
It provides the antidote to Pandora's Box, which wrongly castigates women as the source of all evil in the world.
Meet Billy. Billy has problems. Girls. Work. Food. Parents. Chimpanzees. Life.
He's 18, has no job, no friends, no life. Simply put, he's a loser. He has dreams of being a big rock star or becoming an artist or writing a best-selling novel, but these are just fantasies. He doesn't want to work because he can't see the point in doing something he just doesn't want to do. So what is Billy going to do with his life?
A quirky comedy about a boy who's coming down while growing up.
The Brittany Job is a documentary feature about two 'toshers' decorating a house in France. Deliberately twisting the makeover show format, the film explores their ambivalent and often comic relationship, unusual painting techniques, the creative process, and above all, colour.
The Buck Rules is a black comedy which follows the lives of five social misfits whose movie infatuated lifestyle has been thrown into turmoil by the depletion of their 'easy money' trust fund.
Hillary, Lyle, Edwin, Stevie and Ronald Mcdonald break down their choices into these options: kidnapping, illegal goods production or armed robbery. All of them must face the very things that drove them to a life in front of the television. With the quest for funds underway, we follow each group member as they attempt to complete their phase of the operation.
We meet Edwin's grandfather with his alleged Mafia links, Lyle's foul-mothed little brother, Hillary's crazy father and a traumatised Rent and Repent video shop employee named Humpty. When these characters are combined with a machine gun, an oversized grinder and an elephant cannon, the Vernon Vault's chances of keeping its assets intact are greatly reduced.
Frustrated by the lack of respect shown by managers, players and club directors, football referee Jim Harris's vanity succumbs to subtle bribery: he arranges the outcome of football matches in exchange for positive media coverage from the press tycoons who also own the football clubs that he bestows his favours upon. Jim's deceitful image is uncovered by a duplicitous Italian hack who tries to use his new 'headline scoop' to his own advantage, but it backfires. In this saga of corruption we see how devious men do prosper in the real world of big business.
Stephen is an arrogant and cheating husband whose affair with a young Emily has unimaginable consequences.
Only Stephens's wife, knows how far beyond the ordinary the terrible secrets of their marriage are and the truth of what drives Stephen lust.
For Emily, their brief encounter will come at a horrifyingly steep price.
C.S. Lewis’s classic adventure follows the exploits of the four Pevensie siblings - Lucy, Edmund, Susan and Peter - in World War II England who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of ‘hide-and-seek’ in the rural country home of an elderly professor. Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch, Jadis. Under the guidance of a noble and mystical ruler, the lion Aslan, the children fight to overcome the White Witch’s powerful hold over Narnia in a spectacular, climactic battle that will free Narnia from Jadis’s icy spell forever.
Film producer extraordinaire Bill Cushing interviews two screenwriters with varying consequences. First is Laura Hamill, a soft-spoken idealistic spirit who pitches her short film thesis entitled 'Fish Love'. Second is William S.Guinness, a young, poised and self-assured man who pitches what he believes to be the most daring and original idea in the world.
An interpretation of the 'nonsense' poem by Edward Lear.
Deep in the forest strange creatures twitter and hum. Panic ensues when a warning cry is heard - 'The Cummerbund is come!'
The story of hard-core villain Danny "The Dealer" Dempsey, who awakes one morning, in his heavily secured home, to find a letter resting on his pillow. The dealer is totally bewildered how it got there, as there are no signs of an intruder or a break in. The mystery of who the letter is from (and what it contains) is something the dealer will not share, even with his closest friends or his very dear sister Sally .
The Dealer, normally a clear headed lateral thinker, is suddenly behaving totally out of character, and so begins the strangest 24 hours any one has ever witnessed from him. A crazy day unfolds in which he succeeds in ruining his sister's wedding, disrupting other gangland leaders and turning his hand to gambling on ludicrous bets. Slowly but surely, the dealer is dangerously offending and taunting everyone around him.
Could The Dealer be on the brink of self-destruction? Or will he somehow succeed in saving his own skin at the final hour, while revealing to all the secrets of the letter that has clearly been dictating his bizarre behaviour?
