Baby Juice Express
Synopsis
Then one day O' Reilly and Des get sent to collect twenty grand from an eccentric Indian gambler, Singh. When Singh pays up but then gets hit by a bus as he tries to get it back the two hopeless loansharks sniff the first opportunity they've had in years.
They lie to the man who sent them, Mr Palooka, saying Singh refused to pay up before he got killed. A simple lie and now they can keep the money. What could go wrong?
Well, first, O' Reilly loses all the money when it's stolen by Singh's former girlfriend. And second, Mr Palooka's boss, the dreaded Mr Baxter (known as the 'Hardest Man in Bognor') has decided to blame them for not forcing Singh to pay up and has decreed that his two loansharks have two weeks to come up with the money.
So now our two unlikely heroes have to come up with twenty grand and of course they're well over nineteen grand short. But O'Reilly has a plan.
Details
- Year
- 2002
- Type of project
- Features
- Running time
- 95 mins
- Format
- 35mm Kodak
- Director
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Mike Hurst
- Producer
- Alex Marshall, David Rogers, Nick Moran
- Editor
- Melanie Viner Cuneo
- Screenwriter
- Mike Hurst, Nick Moran
- Director of Photography
- Shane Daly
- Sound
- James Kenning
- Composer
- Mark Hinton Stewart
- Principal cast
- Nick Moran, Lisa Faulkner, Samantha Janus, Julian Cleary, Steve Speirs, Phil Davis
Genre
Categories
Production Status
Production Company
Spice Factory (UK) Ltd
81 The PromenadePeacehaven
Brighton BN10 8LS
UK
T 00 44 (0)1273 585 275
info@spicefactory.co.uk
Phantom Pictures
187 Haverstock HillLondon NW3 4QG
UK
T 00 44 (0)20 7419 6268
contact@phantom-pictures.com
Great British Films/Enterprise Films
3rd Floor, Hanover House118 Queens Road
Brighton, BN1 2RX
UK
T 00 44 (0)1273 324122
info@johnscottco.com
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