There was once a man quite sure of himself.
Everyday he would have a morning stroll. On one such occasion, he spotted something he had never seen before: a tortoise. He examined it thoroughly, noticing every detail;
Soon he ran home to tell the family. But would anyone believe him?...
Seventeen year-old twins Kristen and Owen are so wrapped up in their own world that they’re misfits in the real one. Viciously witty, they spend their days caring for their mum Maureen and taking the piss out of their rough estate. They love Maureen but dream of murder and escape.
Along comes Liam – twenties, tough, handsome, full velocity in a cobalt blue Subaru. Kristen fancies him with fairytale intensity.Then Liam takes Owen out drinking. Owen knows as much about pubs as Kristen does about men. Liam invites Owen back to his apartment. “Just for a laugh”, Liam suggests that Owen try on some women’s clothes he happens to have.
It’s a Cinderella moment. Owen transforms into a beautiful, sexy woman and finds the world – and Liam - attracted to him. Liam is a romantic, offering unconditional love. So what if he has to dress as a girl?
Even cult 80's popstars need to do the shopping. Nick Moran (LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS) and Mackenzie Crook (THE OFFICE) star in this documentary-style comedy about Adam & The Ants making a charmingly off-kilter trip to their local 24-hour supermarket at 2am on a nondescript weekday morning.
Cruising the aisles like some kind of bizarre surrogate family-unit, the flamboyantly dressed band-members are thrown into crisis when one of their 2 drummers suddenly goes missing.
'Demented deadpan fun that truly stands and delivers', (HOT DOG MAGAZINE UK). 'Piss funny. I was on the floor', (MR. Adam Ant).
Meet John Foster: Loyal husband, devoted father, loving son and Being Sold.
It seemed like a good idea at the time, three months into his redundancy, following a blazing row with his wife and in the midst of a particularly long drinking session, John Foster lists himself for sale on an online auction site. Flattery, coercion and a strange individual called Chris, his best friend, gives news reporter Maia Long unrivaled access to the biggest story of her fledgling career. This is an opportunity she can't miss and she will do anything to ensure that she doesn't.
The drama/comedy features a mixture of established British names alongside rising stars. Shot innovatively in just two days and helmed by award-winning director Phil Hawkins.
Imagine the kind of twilight world in which the characters from a bygone British-made space-opera, might find themselves making a much-needed pit stop at a Motorway Service Station at 2:45am on a nondescript weekday morning.
'Bizarre', (Heat Magazine). 'Surreal', (The Daily Mirror). 'Sly, smart, and outrageous. A short break well worth stopping off for', (The Guardian). 'Star Trek with a Ken Loach twist', (Starburst Magazine). 'Stunning, weird and lovely', (BBC).
Henry is looking for love inside a brown paper parcel. He hires a room in a smart hotel, prepares it for his guest, and licks his lips in anticipation.
Funny, sweaty, seedy and surreal, BRIDES OF DESIRE is suspense with a smile.
It's Christmas and the young Chris O' Dowd is taken to meet Santa at the local supermarket in his hometown in Ireland. Unsettled by stories of Santa coming down the chimney and resentful of always receiving hand-me-down presents once owned by his sisters instead of the Subbuteo he dreams of, he pees on Santa's lap. Later at home he sets a trap for Santa, a mouse-trap and glass of milk with a heavy dose of washing powder, only to discover that Santa has brought him that long-dreamed of Subbuteo.
Economic times are tough, but Scottish business visionary Shona Campbell has an answer.
Shona candidly relates the meteoric rise of her company, Circularity Thinking, and unveils the methodology behind their new business model, Thinking Inside The Circle.
Extraordinary hula hooping combines with glossy corporate locations into a riotous business manifesto.
Helene recounts rather peculiar goings on in her household, sharing with us what she thinks Mummy (and Daddy) could do about it.
Based on the Children's category winner at Milan's Festival Delle Lettere, colourful memories are recounted and occasionally improved, through the eyes of this imaginative 11 year old.
