London, 1944. The war hangs in the balance. Nazi spy Eva has an ingenious method of transmitting a crucial Morse code message to a waiting German U-Boat. What could possibly go wrong?
Daniel wakes up one morning to discover that his penis has disappeared. There is a distinct lack of sympathy from everyone he encounters. As life continues Daniel finds himself increasingly disconnected from the world around him, as well as from his penis.
Four-year old Chloe sees a man shoplifting and asks her mum if she too can 'shop like the man.' Mum-distracted and on the phone agrees, only aware of what has been going on when a Security Guard stops them at the check-out. The Security Guard asks Chloe to identify the man she was copying, but preferring the dapper thief to the greasy Security Guard she pretends he has gone. As Chloe and embarrassed mum leave the store, the thief drops a chocolate bar from his coat as a reward for Chloe's help.
Jacks is an assistant editor at UK Vogue and forms the centre of her group of friends, taking an 'Emma'-like role as she match-makes and steers them through their disastrous relationships. Her gay flatmate Peter is a particular focus of her repeated attempts to help him find true love. But when will Jacks realise she needs to focus on her own less than ideal love life? And when will Peter stop letting his imagination of the ideal lover get in the way of real-life happiness?
Love and Other Disasters provides us with a witty glance into a glittering group of friends and their London life, whilst examining the difference between life and love as it is in the movies and how it is in real life.
A film about people who own (and love) the robot dogs called Aibo. The first consumer focus artficially intelligent product designed to create love bonds with owners. As the Aibo is an imitation of life, so our film mixes real owners with a fictional character playing improvised scenes based on research.
Getaway driver Miles Foster, witnesses the murder of his friend by Astin Brody, a shady underworld boss. Miles is hidden on the Greek Island of Zanthi with a recently graduated female MI5 officer, Charlotte Green. They share similar upbringing, but the similarities end there. Shalom Godsall, Brody's disgruntled number two, has recommended two Irish assassins to take care of the job, much to their surprise. A father and son team, who have a terrible track record. Godsall, however, is working with American and British secret service to oust his rival and take the top job. Nothing is going to plan; the assassins have found their target and are getting close. Miles and Charlotte are not getting on at all and the special relationship between the British and American secret service is at breaking point.
Mr Bean is heading to the South of France for a simple holiday in the sun. His voyage from London to the Riviera soon transcends into one of mischief and mayhem as he inadvertently creates havoc wherever he goes culminating in an unscheduled and riotous screening of his own video diary at the Cannes Film Festival.
When gorgeous bride-to-be Vanessa Sinclair (Rachael Leigh Cook, She's All That) starts fantasizing about every man she sees, she seeks refuge in the church confessional. After pouring out her soul to the priest inside, Vanessa asks him to stay by her side to help her remain faithful until the big day. However, the man she believes to be a priest is actually the sexy local carpenter repairing the confessional. Before you can say 'mistaken identity', motorcycle-riding ladies-man Nick Francis (Kenny Doughty, Crush) has transformed himself into 'Father Nick' to seduce the blushing bride. But lust quickly turns into love, and the fake priest must find a way to stop the wedding and reveal his true identity before he loses the woman of his dreams forever.
'Hello, Night-Wolf here. When I was asked to take part in this documentary about my life I thought 'Yes' I've got a lot to give - let's let the public into the life of a full time costumed crime fighter, however I was not quite prepared for exactly what was involved. Rather than concentrate on my war on evil the film makers saw fit to delve into my past. I mean, sure, I've had 37 (or is it 38?) kid side-kicks die whilst on various missions. And, yes, sometimes the police aren't that enamoured when I offer to assist them. And, well, perhaps I did inadvertently help my arch nemesis escape incarceration and reap bloody carnage on the city, but really - everyone has bad days. I'm also displeased about how much screen time my former partner Wolf-Boy gets (as if he's not on TV enough!), then there's the somewhat candid interviews people give about my effectiveness in halting the criminal element. Until I can put an injunction on the release of this film I urge you to take everything with a pinch of salt - I mean they can do anything with editing nowadays'
(Night-Wolf, Cardinal City, 2005).
