Simon and Emily enjoy a designer lifestyle, complete with toddler Toby - a child they have little time for. Luckily Toby adores Yelena, their Croatian au pair. Thanks to her, Emily never has to get up in the night. Not so Simon, who visits Yelena's bed while Emily snores. For him it's just easy, on-tap sex. But for Yelena it's love.
When Yelena falls pregnant, Simon persuades her to have an abortion. Fearful of losing her job and the visa that goes with it, and desperate to keep the man she loves, she reluctantly agrees. Or so Simon thinks. But when Emily announces her own pregnancy, Yelena tells Simon she never went through with the termination. Either he persuades Emily to keep her on, or Yelena will reveal whose child she is carrying.
Emily agrees, more out of self-interest than charity. Good help is so hard to find.
But then, with both babies due any day. Yelena suddenly returns to Croatia - much to Emily's annoyance and Simon's relief.
The blackmail seems to be over. But the revenge has only just begun.
Harold just wasn't like the other pigs. So he ran away, joined the circus and became an instant star. But will the big lights destroy our contortionist hero? Find out in Harold the Amazing Contortionist Pig, a wonderfully comic tale of trotters, jam jars and a lioness called Linda.
In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and his friends Ron and Hermione return as teenagers to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for their third year of study, where they delve into the mystery surrounding an escaped prisoner who poses a dangerous threat to the young wizard.
Having left his working class family roots in Cumberland to take up a scholarship at Cambridge University, Guy Malyon could be mistaken for believing he would never again face such radical change. However, when the stunning, aristocratic but hedonistic Gilda Besse crashes into his life, an unlikely but passionate love affair begins.
Their backgrounds and principles are worlds apart but the relationship cannot be broken, despite the attentions of other lovers, including the alluring Mia whom they ultimately share.
This epic story follows the unlikely couple across Europe, from the decadent Paris of the '30s to London's impoverished East End; from the killing fields of Spain's Civil War to occupied France - until finally a dangerous secret threatens to tear them apart.
Headrush is a crazy caper comedy about two young stoners Charlie and T-Bag, orbiting society in a haze of dope and dreams. But when Charlie gets dumped by his girlfriend Vicky, and kicked off the dole, he crashes to earth desperate to get her back. T-Bag hears on the grapevine that a notorious underworld criminal is looking for new mules, so Charlie conceives an elaborate scam to smuggle a consignment of cocaine back from Amsterdam.
As their scam unfolds, a series of comic coincidences begin to unravel their carefully laid plans resulting in both the gangsters and the cops hot on their trail. The proverbial fish out of water, Charlie and T-Bag find themselves sinking deeper and deeper into trouble.
Dave is a hapless electrician who stumbles into Aisha, a seemingly suicidal deaf woman whilst on a routine call out. Filled with pity he decides that he must save her. Is she the damsel in distress that he believes her to be or is he the one in need of tender loving care?
Hello Friend, charts the sinister working of a piece of computer software called Praemus, which appears to have a mind of its own. It is a very funny horror film.
Co-written by Robert Popper (Whatever happened to baby Jo?) and Graham Linehan, it marks the directorial debut of Linehan, the award-winning writer of comedy series 'Father Ted', 'Black Books' and 'Big Train'.
Hello Friend stars Martin Savage (Topsy-Turvy, Born Romantic) and Helen Grace (Cold Feet) and is produced by Kenton Allen (Royle Family) and Peter La Terriere.
Documentary filmmakers par-excellence Samuel Dale and Darren King provide the definitive account of the Luton Institute For Christian and Moral Ethics, (LICME) campaign to prevent notorious rock group Smear of Filth performing in their town. The documentary also contains the only filmed interview with Sven Vader before his untimely death.
This is the story of a remarkable 93 year old man. Leon Greenman survived five Nazi concentration camps, was the subject of Nazi medical experiments, endured a death march, a gruelling five day journey in open carts upon Germany's retreat and lost his wife and baby in Auschwitz. Where others choose to try and leave this horrific era in history behind, Leon has dedicated his life to educating against extremism. He has talked to over a milion youths since 1946 and for his effort was awarded with an OBE by the Queen.
A fusion of dance and documentary exploring what "home" means to people in East London. Ervin's family fled from Kosovo. They are still waiting for his brother to find them. Nanthuja travelled alone in a container from Sri Lanka, Laura-anne is one of the first mixed-race members of her family.
